








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,056 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2577 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2415 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2657 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2407 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $897,791 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 453 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | PRIME FNCS | 42% | 69 |
| #8 | Toomas Sularaha | 40% | 105 |
| #9 | mass | 39% | 41 |
| #10 | kris_wallhacks | 38% | 50 |
| #11 | emil | 36% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PRIME FNCS | 44 | 0.0340 |
| #2 | Toomas Sularaha | 39 | 0.0207 |
| #3 | Dangerous Dan | 36 | 0.0148 |
| #4 | emil | 32 | 0.0162 |
| #5 | kris_wallhacks | 16 | 0.0172 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HDSass | +5.33 | 74 | 46 |
| #2 | T1zerDon | +3.39 | 51 | 41 |
| #3 | rewroad | +1.99 | 52 | 34 |
| #4 | PRIME FNCS | +1.82 | 39 | 41 |
| #5 | Dangerous Dan | +1.27 | 29 | 38 |





