








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 691 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,392 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5042 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7331 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4687 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4332 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,125,373 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1745 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IsiSorsa ":D" | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | AksuK00 | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | Kiipperi | 53% | 322 |
| #4 | TmTvn | 52% | 101 |
| #5 | Pyyttoni22 | 49% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiipperi | 47 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | jantterivy | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Pyyttoni22 | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Top G | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | James Potkukelkka | 7 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiipperi | 511 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #2 | Pyyttoni22 | 505 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | Top G | 307 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | jantterivy | 278 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | IsiSorsa ":D" | 97 | 0.12 | 3 min |





