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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 773 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 277 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3802 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,530 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1277 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1721 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1346 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2186 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,933,258 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [N_Droid]™ | 81% | 21 |
| #2 | 무장 강도 | 68% | 38 |
| #3 | 대한민국 해군 | 68% | 22 |
| #4 | OPIUM* | 63% | 38 |
| #5 | pumkn | 61% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | pumkn | 61% | 44 |
| #6 | 가장깊은감정은항상침묵속에있다 | 59% | 46 |
| #7 | ⱽ⁴ˢᴱ | 58% | 24 |
| #8 | Ur Ass Mine | 58% | 31 |
| #9 | ORI | 55% | 251 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ORI | 14 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | 가장깊은감정은항상침묵속에있다 | 7 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | OPIUM* | 6 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | 무장 강도 | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Ur Ass Mine | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 무장 강도 | 261 | 0.33 | 5 min |
| #2 | pumkn | 193 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ur Ass Mine | 180 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #4 | ORI | 132 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #5 | OPIUM* | 114 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [N_Droid]™ | +3.76 | 66 | 53 |
| #2 | ⱽ⁴ˢᴱ | +3.52 | 93 | 76 |
| #3 | 대한민국 해군 | +3.27 | 58 | 60 |
| #4 | pumkn | +2.52 | 73 | 64 |
| #5 | 가장깊은감정은항상침묵속에있다 | +2.11 | 78 | 41 |





