








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 127 matches | ||
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4732 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3680 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4252 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3227 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3518 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,077,960 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 389 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 바랜별 | 70% | 43 |
| #2 | Lippice | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | 대한민국 해군 | 63% | 67 |
| #4 | [N_Droid]™ | 62% | 55 |
| #5 | Ur Ass Mine | 59% | 209 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ur Ass Mine | 18 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | ⱽ⁴ˢᴱ | 12 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | 무장 강도 | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | pumkn | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ORI | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ur Ass Mine | 1039 | 0.24 | 24 min |
| #2 | pumkn | 746 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #3 | 무장 강도 | 508 | 0.33 | 10 min |
| #4 | Qrutial | 410 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #5 | ⱽ⁴ˢᴱ | 357 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qrutial | +4.18 | 91 | 48 |
| #2 | 대한민국 해군 | +2.87 | 60 | 55 |
| #3 | [N_Droid]™ | +2.26 | 56 | 51 |
| #4 | ✘Ⱉ✘ | +1.51 | 62 | 53 |
| #5 | pumkn | +1.31 | 64 | 62 |





