








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4627 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,679 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7528 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6774 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4104 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4273 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $914,734 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 518 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OPIUM* | 31 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | ⱽ⁴ˢᴱ | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | 001001 | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | 대한민국 해군 | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Qrutial | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pumkn | 560 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #2 | OPIUM* | 501 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | 무장 강도 | 412 | 0.35 | 8 min |
| #4 | ⱽ⁴ˢᴱ | 370 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | 바랜별 | 341 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 대한민국 해군 | +3.69 | 61 | 59 |
| #2 | Qrutial | +2.96 | 90 | 46 |
| #3 | [N_Droid]™ | +2.78 | 54 | 56 |
| #4 | 가장깊은감정은항상침묵속에있다 | +2.20 | 87 | 40 |
| #5 | Ur Ass Mine | +1.78 | 58 | 65 |





