








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 511 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1930 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1271 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1508 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1361 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $394,838 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1841 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | foltrever | 55% | 76 |
| #2 | Cherufe | 55% | 80 |
| #3 | lookslikeLucca | 54% | 67 |
| #4 | Ylia | 54% | 138 |
| #5 | fawn | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | fawn | 50% | 26 |
| #6 | J3LLY | 47% | 43 |
| #7 | Koselicious | 46% | 35 |
| #8 | KSHY | 42% | 26 |
| #9 | Tommo | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cherufe | 26 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | Ylia | 25 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | foltrever | 13 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | KSHY | 11 | 0.0225 |
| #5 | lookslikeLucca | 8 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koselicious | 158 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | Cherufe | 119 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | foltrever | 79 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | KSHY | 60 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | J3LLY | 55 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flamzi | +4.37 | 67 | 46 |
| #2 | Koselicious | +2.43 | 64 | 72 |
| #3 | KSHY | +0.29 | 66 | 60 |
| #4 | Cherufe | -0.18 | 22 | 43 |
| #5 | J3LLY | -0.85 | 55 | 57 |





