








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 415 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4087 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2408 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1868 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1915 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $755,576 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cherufe | 52% | 52 |
| #2 | lookslikeLucca | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | Flamzi | 46% | 35 |
| #4 | Ylia | 44% | 75 |
| #5 | foltrever | 41% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cherufe | 52% | 52 |
| #2 | lookslikeLucca | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | Flamzi | 46% | 35 |
| #4 | Ylia | 44% | 75 |
| #5 | foltrever | 41% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | foltrever | 16 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | Cherufe | 15 | 0.0144 |
| #3 | Flamzi | 11 | 0.0154 |
| #4 | Ylia | 9 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | lookslikeLucca | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flamzi | 147 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | Cherufe | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | foltrever | 57 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ylia | 48 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | lookslikeLucca | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flamzi | +4.60 | 74 | 45 |
| #2 | Koselicious | +2.02 | 69 | 73 |
| #3 | Cherufe | -0.23 | 27 | 43 |
| #4 | lookslikeLucca | -1.69 | 41 | 36 |
| #5 | Ylia | -3.02 | 25 | 19 |





