








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2001 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 427 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 168 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4579 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2627 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4580 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4918 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,469,006 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 64% | 39 | ||
| #2 | BjÖrK | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | KennyPower911 | 50% | 214 |
| #4 | L@MM | 49% | 121 |
| 47% | 209 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | 0.0193 | ||
| #2 | KennyPower911 | 9 | 0.0021 |
| 8 | 0.0019 | ||
| 7 | 0.0064 | ||
| #5 | L@MM | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KennyPower911 | 595 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | L@MM | 328 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| 88 | 0.02 | 3 min | ||
| #4 | SirHakanson | 23 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| 22 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +7.10 | 52 | 29 | ||
| #2 | Pöls@ | +4.38 | 38 | 56 |
| #3 | BjÖrK | -0.86 | 86 | 17 |
| #4 | L@MM | -1.34 | 15 | 47 |
| #5 | SirHakanson | -3.11 | 3 | 20 |





