








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1407 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 868 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 198 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




138 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 211 | 1% |
| Smokes | 3337 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 8708 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 9182 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,865,829 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3050 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sandalen | 54% | 69 |
| #2 | L@MM | 51% | 85 |
| #3 | Elefantmannen | 46% | 71 |
| #4 | Kenobi | 43% | 141 |
| #5 | Katten | 43% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 56 | 0.0246 | ||
| 55 | 0.0051 | ||
| #3 | Katten | 27 | 0.0070 |
| 21 | 0.0069 | ||
| #5 | Sandalen | 18 | 0.0133 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | draqoN | +5.29 | 56 | 54 |
| +5.02 | 42 | 23 | ||
| #3 | Katten | +4.75 | 62 | 46 |
| #4 | Sandalen | +3.69 | 55 | 63 |
| #5 | Elefantmannen | +3.59 | 50 | 43 |





