








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1099 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 309 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3088 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,972 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3172 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2231 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3317 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3252 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $587,479 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 723 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KennyPower911 | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | GladaLaget*MjölkDunken!!! | 62% | 26 |
| 57% | 35 | ||
| #4 | BjÖrK | 51% | 85 |
| 50% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | 0.0080 | ||
| 12 | 0.0166 | ||
| #3 | Pöls@ | 11 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | BjÖrK | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | GladaLaget*MjölkDunken!!! | 4 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +5.31 | 55 | 21 | ||
| #2 | Pöls@ | +4.70 | 36 | 55 |
| #3 | Divine ⚡ | +2.43 | 19 | 41 |
| #4 | GladaLaget*MjölkDunken!!! | +2.09 | 27 | 59 |
| #5 | L@MM | +0.87 | 21 | 48 |





