








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,817 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 798 | 28% |
| Smokes | 853 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 470 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 696 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $173,427 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charizard | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | loloimus10 | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | Real jL | 51% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charizard | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | loloimus10 | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | Real jL | 51% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Real jL | 24 | 0.0285 |
| #2 | Charizard | 2 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | loloimus10 | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Real jL | 69 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | loloimus10 | 39 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Charizard | 11 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Real jL | +0.52 | 73 | 33 |
| #2 | Eevee | +0.02 | 42 | 57 |
| #3 | loloimus10 | -1.38 | 49 | 44 |
| #4 | Charizard | -1.72 | 49 | 23 |





