








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 304 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




205 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4232 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,615 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2510 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3267 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2371 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2467 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,937,355 of utility $256 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XN1xX | 57% | 170 |
| #2 | erzikk | 57% | 113 |
| #3 | Charizard | 54% | 156 |
| #4 | Eevee | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | Dr. Who am i? | 49% | 287 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XN1xX | 57% | 170 |
| #2 | erzikk | 57% | 113 |
| #3 | Charizard | 54% | 156 |
| #4 | Eevee | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | Dr. Who am i? | 49% | 287 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XN1xX | 63 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | Charizard | 36 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | erzikk | 17 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | Dr. Who am i? | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Eevee | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XN1xX | 917 | 0.27 | 18 min |
| #2 | Dr. Who am i? | 589 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | Charizard | 228 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | erzikk | 227 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Eevee | 87 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erzikk | +6.93 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | XN1xX | +1.60 | 59 | 45 |
| #3 | Eevee | -0.09 | 46 | 55 |
| #4 | Real jL | -0.12 | 61 | 31 |
| #5 | Dr. Who am i? | -0.18 | 36 | 55 |





