








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 238 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Wingman | 100 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2343 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1415 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2073 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2156 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1577 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,291,557 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 440 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erzikk | 65% | 65 |
| #2 | XN1xX | 56% | 81 |
| #3 | Real jL | 54% | 156 |
| #4 | Dr. Who am i? | 54% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erzikk | 65% | 65 |
| #2 | XN1xX | 56% | 81 |
| #3 | Real jL | 54% | 156 |
| #4 | Dr. Who am i? | 54% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Real jL | 61 | 0.0199 |
| #2 | XN1xX | 32 | 0.0194 |
| #3 | erzikk | 12 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | Dr. Who am i? | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XN1xX | 412 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | Real jL | 329 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Dr. Who am i? | 220 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | erzikk | 163 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erzikk | +6.20 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | XN1xX | +0.11 | 50 | 47 |
| #3 | Charizard | -0.32 | 46 | 37 |
| #4 | Dr. Who am i? | -0.45 | 34 | 52 |
| #5 | Real jL | -0.94 | 55 | 31 |





