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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,791 | |
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 631 | 29% |
| Smokes | 531 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 459 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 586 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $600,969 of utility $273 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Burgerson | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | Tarzan | 73% | 45 |
| #3 | DrSpecial03 | 69% | 16 |
| #4 | Leefo3k | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | Ch1p | 63% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leefo3k | +3.49 | 72 | 63 |
| #2 | Fl1ckS | +2.61 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | Helvijs Kirk | +2.48 | 63 | 49 |
| #4 | Ch1p | +1.74 | 70 | 50 |
| #5 | John Burgerson | +1.26 | 78 | 63 |





