








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 362 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 243 | 6% |
| Smokes | 905 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1746 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1292 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,574,960 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomblondel1711 | 46% | 194 |
| #2 | ChaCha | 45% | 116 |
| #3 | Vutsi | 43% | 76 |
| #4 | Chat noir et blanc | 43% | 118 |
| #5 | mael284 | 42% | 272 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ChaCha | 45% | 116 |
| #3 | Vutsi | 43% | 76 |
| #4 | Chat noir et blanc | 43% | 118 |
| #5 | mael284 | 42% | 272 |
| #6 | Raugue | 39% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raugue | 29 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | mael284 | 21 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | tomblondel1711 | 18 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | ChaCha | 12 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Vutsi | 12 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mael284 | 929 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #2 | Raugue | 350 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | tomblondel1711 | 164 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Chat noir et blanc | 150 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Vutsi | 123 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vutsi | +2.92 | 23 | 60 |
| #2 | Chat noir et blanc | +2.78 | 34 | 44 |
| #3 | tomblondel1711 | +2.32 | 23 | 38 |
| #4 | Raugue | +1.13 | 28 | 46 |
| #5 | ChaCha | +0.40 | 19 | 55 |





