








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 852 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 376 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2030 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1900 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3990 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 2179 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,893,099 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 572 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vutsi | 49% | 111 |
| #2 | Raugue | 45% | 329 |
| #3 | mael284 | 44% | 281 |
| #4 | ChaCha | 43% | 113 |
| #5 | Lomsal | 43% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | mael284 | 44% | 281 |
| #4 | ChaCha | 43% | 113 |
| #5 | Lomsal | 43% | 118 |
| #6 | tomblondel1711 | 43% | 146 |
| #7 | Rocco Siffredi | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raugue | 57 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | tomblondel1711 | 14 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Vutsi | 12 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | mael284 | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Lomsal | 10 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mael284 | 784 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | Raugue | 508 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | Vutsi | 264 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | tomblondel1711 | 142 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | ChaCha | 91 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vutsi | +1.84 | 24 | 58 |
| #2 | Chat noir et blanc | +1.47 | 29 | 46 |
| #3 | tomblondel1711 | +0.47 | 21 | 36 |
| #4 | Raugue | +0.37 | 30 | 47 |
| #5 | ChaCha | -0.40 | 22 | 57 |





