








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,102 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1368 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1188 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1992 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1554 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,095,295 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 401 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomblondel1711 | 52% | 77 |
| #2 | Chat noir et blanc | 49% | 111 |
| #3 | mael284 | 45% | 185 |
| #4 | ChaCha | 44% | 87 |
| #5 | Lomsal | 43% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | mael284 | 45% | 185 |
| #4 | ChaCha | 44% | 87 |
| #5 | Lomsal | 43% | 76 |
| #6 | Raugue | 43% | 163 |
| #7 | Rocco Siffredi | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raugue | 15 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Chat noir et blanc | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | tomblondel1711 | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | ChaCha | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Lomsal | 5 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mael284 | 550 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | Raugue | 212 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Chat noir et blanc | 138 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | tomblondel1711 | 81 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | ChaCha | 68 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vutsi | +2.57 | 24 | 57 |
| #2 | Chat noir et blanc | +2.05 | 28 | 49 |
| #3 | tomblondel1711 | +0.98 | 17 | 39 |
| #4 | Raugue | +0.70 | 23 | 46 |
| #5 | ChaCha | -0.05 | 17 | 54 |





