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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
546 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 185 | 26% |
| Smokes | 128 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 198 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 213 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $173,622 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M3RCENARY6 | 44% | 103 |
| #2 | Kiss God 64 | 17% | 12 |
| #3 | Jah | 14% | 7 |
| #4 | perc pirate | 10% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M3RCENARY6 | 44% | 103 |
| #2 | Kiss God 64 | 17% | 12 |
| #3 | Jah | 14% | 7 |
| #4 | perc pirate | 10% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M3RCENARY6 | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Jah | 3 | 0.0214 |
| #3 | Kiss God 64 | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M3RCENARY6 | 97 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | perc pirate | 20 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | Kiss God 64 | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Jah | 6 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M3RCENARY6 | +6.26 | 74 | 48 |
| #2 | Jah | +2.07 | 77 | 32 |
| #3 | perc pirate | +1.63 | 30 | 40 |
| #4 | Kiss God 64 | -3.28 | 41 | 45 |
| #5 | Mr.America | -4.82 | 15 | 16 |





