








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 468 matches | ||
| Wingman | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7011 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4021 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1607 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 5782 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 2609 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,042,992 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 519 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deB | 56% | 79 |
| #2 | grxmz | 46% | 110 |
| #3 | Mr.America | 44% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deB | 56% | 79 |
| #2 | grxmz | 46% | 110 |
| #3 | Mr.America | 44% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grxmz | 11 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Mr.America | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | deB | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deB | 645 | 0.39 | 19 min |
| #2 | grxmz | 387 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | Mr.America | 67 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grxmz | +3.54 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | M3RCENARY6 | +1.49 | 67 | 50 |
| #3 | deB | +0.26 | 17 | 78 |
| #4 | Mr.America | -5.04 | 14 | 15 |





