








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5411 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3607 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1888 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 5556 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3036 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,680,782 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 461 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | luig1CR | 56% | 159 |
| #4 | dollblaze | 55% | 77 |
| #5 | -|TitanKill|- | 54% | 65 |
| #6 | nada | 51% | 179 |
| #7 | Leb_Soldier | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -|TitanKill|- | 14 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | luig1CR | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Aki | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | dollblaze | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | nada | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luig1CR | 318 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | -|TitanKill|- | 270 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | Aki | 169 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | dollblaze | 122 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Leb_Soldier | 103 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EyeDea | +1.32 | 59 | 54 |
| #2 | Leb_Soldier | +1.01 | 41 | 63 |
| #3 | luig1CR | +0.50 | 56 | 65 |
| #4 | Aki | -0.00 | 51 | 45 |
| #5 | -|TitanKill|- | -0.11 | 47 | 59 |





