








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 746 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9345 | 48% |
| Smokes | 1635 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 5701 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2770 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,052,346 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1491 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EyeDea | 54% | 65 |
| #2 | luig1CR | 47% | 151 |
| #3 | dollblaze | 47% | 602 |
| #4 | Aki | 45% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EyeDea | 54% | 65 |
| #2 | luig1CR | 47% | 151 |
| #3 | dollblaze | 47% | 602 |
| #4 | Aki | 45% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dollblaze | 30 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | luig1CR | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | EyeDea | 7 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Aki | 5 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dollblaze | 980 | 0.09 | 20 min |
| #2 | luig1CR | 322 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | EyeDea | 224 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Aki | 141 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EyeDea | +2.83 | 68 | 55 |
| #2 | luig1CR | +0.43 | 57 | 61 |
| #3 | -|TitanKill|- | -0.03 | 45 | 56 |
| #4 | Aki | -0.37 | 56 | 38 |
| #5 | dollblaze | -0.39 | 46 | 62 |





