








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 832 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7824 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5213 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6226 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3976 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $547,053 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 648 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | MzPubStar* | 48% | 134 |
| #11 | dollblaze | 46% | 79 |
| #12 | KokemonGuy | 45% | 60 |
| #13 | luig1CR | 44% | 84 |
| #14 | EyeDea | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exxtraricee | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | luig1CR | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | MzPubStar* | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Mussy COLLECTOR | 6 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | dollblaze | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MzPubStar* | 564 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #2 | Exxtraricee | 317 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | luig1CR | 180 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kuya BAGSIK | 180 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | dollblaze | 139 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .AL | +3.79 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | Ch0SEN | +2.91 | 68 | 46 |
| #3 | EyeDea | +1.72 | 69 | 53 |
| #4 | Aijuhs | +1.49 | 57 | 65 |
| #5 | KokemonGuy | +1.36 | 51 | 59 |





