








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6836 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6864 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8207 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3657 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4885 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,861,267 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EyeDea | 56% | 159 |
| #2 | Maniac | 55% | 97 |
| #3 | nada | 50% | 111 |
| #4 | Aki | 48% | 269 |
| #5 | dollblaze | 48% | 385 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Aki | 48% | 269 |
| #5 | dollblaze | 48% | 385 |
| #6 | -|TitanKill|- | 47% | 151 |
| #7 | KokemonGuy | 46% | 57 |
| #8 | Leb_Soldier | 44% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -|TitanKill|- | 23 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | dollblaze | 22 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Aki | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Maniac | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | EyeDea | 7 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dollblaze | 680 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #2 | -|TitanKill|- | 594 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #3 | EyeDea | 495 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | Aki | 471 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #5 | Leb_Soldier | 264 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniac | +4.20 | 71 | 47 |
| #2 | EyeDea | +2.74 | 64 | 54 |
| #3 | Leb_Soldier | +1.74 | 41 | 67 |
| #4 | KokemonGuy | +1.66 | 55 | 58 |
| #5 | luig1CR | +0.42 | 58 | 61 |





