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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,817 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 465 | 26% |
| Smokes | 426 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 466 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 460 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $191,237 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★LePapa | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | LOL | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | ★Noileuz♡ | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | NinjaTurtleDonatello. | 60% | 25 |
| #5 | KylaPoiss | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Viron kenraali | 50% | 8 |
| #9 | vaCCa_ee | 49% | 51 |
| #10 | sordimaffia | 44% | 25 |
| #11 | ☜❶☞ ❤︎kutsa❤︎ 🐶 | 43% | 7 |
| #12 | Ida-rannik cheesy | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ida-rannik cheesy | +12.34 | 89 | 73 |
| #2 | Andu | +9.03 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | ☜❶☞ ❤︎kutsa❤︎ 🐶 | +3.55 | 54 | 60 |
| #4 | ★LePapa | +3.01 | 68 | 71 |
| #5 | vaCCa_ee | +2.86 | 43 | 59 |





