








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 443 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Wingman | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




113 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3213 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2832 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1944 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 729 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $950,347 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1025 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuzay | 67% | 79 |
| #2 | 1111111111111111 | 66% | 44 |
| #3 | lumiaire | 63% | 73 |
| #4 | w1ghtman | 56% | 63 |
| #5 | ShenCoMode | 54% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | lumiaire | 63% | 73 |
| #4 | w1ghtman | 56% | 63 |
| #5 | ShenCoMode | 54% | 160 |
| #6 | Jayden | 54% | 46 |
| #7 | Rem | 54% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rem | 53 | 0.0198 |
| #2 | Kuzay | 23 | 0.0179 |
| #3 | ShenCoMode | 17 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | 1111111111111111 | 12 | 0.0155 |
| #5 | lumiaire | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShenCoMode | 560 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | Rem | 245 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | w1ghtman | 65 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | 1111111111111111 | 63 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | lumiaire | 58 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuzay | +6.68 | 99 | 23 |
| #2 | lumiaire | +5.47 | 90 | 49 |
| #3 | 1111111111111111 | +3.09 | 94 | 34 |
| #4 | ShenCoMode | +2.00 | 69 | 70 |
| #5 | Femboy Peek | +1.66 | 69 | 44 |





