








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 577 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 199 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2909 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,754 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1374 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1052 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 402 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 1926 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,437,820 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jayden | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | ShenCoMode | 58% | 119 |
| #3 | Rem | 57% | 182 |
| #4 | Femboy Peek | 56% | 63 |
| #5 | Tyger | 50% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Rem | 57% | 182 |
| #4 | Femboy Peek | 56% | 63 |
| #5 | Tyger | 50% | 44 |
| #6 | Chills | 43% | 21 |
| #7 | ReiGn | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rem | 49 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | ShenCoMode | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Femboy Peek | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Tyger | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Chills | 3 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShenCoMode | 589 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #2 | Rem | 490 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | Tyger | 271 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #4 | ReiGn | 144 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | Femboy Peek | 104 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReiGn | +2.85 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | ShenCoMode | +2.40 | 66 | 73 |
| #3 | Femboy Peek | +0.54 | 57 | 45 |
| #4 | Rem | +0.02 | 39 | 52 |
| #5 | w1ghtman | -0.54 | 48 | 49 |





