








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 331 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,409 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 698 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1223 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1361 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1127 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $736,188 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SOLDIER | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | ShenCoMode | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | Rem | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | Jayden | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | Femboy Peek | 63% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | SillyScrub | 57% | 30 |
| #8 | terrorist | 55% | 11 |
| #9 | OTIS | 52% | 60 |
| #10 | Sharpy | 48% | 33 |
| #11 | noodle | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sharpy | 14 | 0.0205 |
| #2 | Femboy Peek | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | OTIS | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | noodle | 5 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | SillyScrub | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OTIS | 146 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Sharpy | 137 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | Femboy Peek | 82 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | ShenCoMode | 75 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | noodle | 55 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lumiaire | +4.34 | 90 | 50 |
| #2 | ShenCoMode | +1.79 | 77 | 82 |
| #3 | Femboy Peek | +1.39 | 66 | 42 |
| #4 | terrorist | +1.38 | 72 | 29 |
| #5 | SOLDIER | +1.11 | 53 | 48 |





