








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 888 matches | ||
| Wingman | 470 matches | ||
| Faceit | 369 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




683 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,414 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10737 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9064 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7890 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 10723 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,351,628 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1786 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w1ghtman | 57% | 182 |
| #2 | Femboy Peek | 54% | 138 |
| #3 | ShenCoMode | 51% | 351 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w1ghtman | 57% | 182 |
| #2 | Femboy Peek | 54% | 138 |
| #3 | ShenCoMode | 51% | 351 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShenCoMode | 34 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Femboy Peek | 31 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | w1ghtman | 23 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShenCoMode | 1225 | 0.17 | 35 min |
| #2 | w1ghtman | 228 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | Femboy Peek | 192 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShenCoMode | +2.63 | 68 | 70 |
| #2 | Femboy Peek | +1.03 | 64 | 44 |
| #3 | Rem | +0.05 | 42 | 47 |
| #4 | w1ghtman | -0.26 | 47 | 47 |





