








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 503 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3653 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,464 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3605 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2525 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 511 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 2823 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $878,384 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | ZE | 48% | 33 |
| #16 | THAI MING | 47% | 94 |
| #17 | Veny | 39% | 77 |
| #18 | flunke | 35% | 40 |
| #19 | Kale | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AisenYeee | +4.82 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | Silver | +3.94 | 32 | 43 |
| #3 | bcar | +3.77 | 75 | 40 |
| #4 | duduck | +3.43 | 83 | 30 |
| #5 | x | +3.42 | 58 | 52 |





