








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 170 matches | ||
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4964 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4007 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3600 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2663 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,253,227 of utility $304 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 479 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 100219 | 57% | 164 |
| #2 | Sayo | 55% | 101 |
| #3 | euphoria | 55% | 111 |
| #4 | bruh | 53% | 58 |
| #5 | Santa Claus | 52% | 341 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | DeathC | 48% | 122 |
| #7 | duduck | 48% | 322 |
| #8 | 乌贼 | 47% | 94 |
| #9 | naonao | 43% | 89 |
| #10 | HONEYYY | 28% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 100219 | 66 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | duduck | 59 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | Santa Claus | 54 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | DeathC | 15 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Sayo | 7 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Santa Claus | 1192 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #2 | euphoria | 737 | 0.35 | 14 min |
| #3 | 100219 | 403 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | DeathC | 364 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | 乌贼 | 338 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duduck | +4.88 | 82 | 32 |
| #2 | euphoria | +3.64 | 84 | 54 |
| #3 | 乌贼 | +2.34 | 58 | 59 |
| #4 | 100219 | +2.22 | 66 | 44 |
| #5 | THAI MING | +0.41 | 61 | 52 |





