








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5073 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4102 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2513 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3787 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,394,811 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #18 | Kale | 43% | 28 |
| #19 | THAI MING | 43% | 89 |
| #20 | TeddBear | 41% | 29 |
| #21 | Veny | 39% | 66 |
| #22 | Santa Claus | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yakult | +5.18 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | AisenYeee | +4.38 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | bcar | +4.06 | 74 | 43 |
| #4 | duduck | +3.84 | 82 | 29 |
| #5 | x | +3.54 | 59 | 53 |





