








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,621 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 203 | 8% |
| Smokes | 258 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 1966 | 75% |
| Molotovs | 194 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $636,301 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THAI MING | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | Flourek | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | naonao | 54% | 68 |
| #4 | 乌贼 | 54% | 68 |
| #5 | xSyyG | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veny | 7 | 0.0206 |
| #2 | Buiruc | 6 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | Ratlosky is a glorper | 6 | 0.0142 |
| #4 | Airæ | 6 | 0.0167 |
| #5 | 乌贼 | 5 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ratlosky is a glorper | +6.49 | 71 | 48 |
| #2 | 乌贼 | +3.67 | 58 | 48 |
| #3 | xSyyG | +2.98 | 62 | 4 |
| #4 | THAI MING | +2.72 | 74 | 54 |
| #5 | Smile | +2.16 | 58 | 27 |





