








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 874 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 648 matches | ||
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,123 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11163 | 28% |
| Smokes | 12360 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7916 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 8684 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,123,016 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 216 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [HGC]h.h | 58% | 179 |
| #2 | [HGC] Áky™ | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | miszter83 | 53% | 86 |
| #4 | [HGC] D4n1 | 53% | 171 |
| #5 | [HGC]jni | 53% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madzsi | 26 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | [HGC] retro | 16 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | [HGC] D4n1 | 13 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Венгерский убийц | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | [HGC] ♡ Shiyuka ♡ | 8 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madzsi | 268 | 0.03 | 7 min |
| #2 | [HGC] IdegBajos :D | 196 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | Венгерский убийц | 145 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | [HGC]h.h | 107 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | [HGC] retro | 95 | 0.01 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [HGC] Бенсе | +4.47 | 73 | 28 |
| #2 | [HGC] ♡ Shiyuka ♡ | +3.45 | 61 | 47 |
| #3 | [HGC]jni | +2.73 | 86 | 49 |
| #4 | [HGC] IdegBajos :D | +2.56 | 37 | 47 |
| #5 | [HGC] retro | +2.05 | 71 | 39 |





