








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 414 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 494 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,863 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 948 | 9% |
| Smokes | 2986 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4410 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 2519 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,662,320 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miszter83 | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | [HGC]jni | 64% | 39 |
| #3 | [HGC] IdegBajos :D | 55% | 92 |
| #4 | [HGC] D4n1 | 55% | 176 |
| #5 | [HGC]h.h | 55% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | [HGC] Бенсе | 47% | 108 |
| #11 | [HGC] #1 RedX | 47% | 43 |
| #12 | [HGC]-DONGÓÓ | 46% | 41 |
| #13 | Groot | 45% | 197 |
| #14 | Венгерский убийц | 45% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madzsi | 18 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | [HGC] retro | 17 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | [HGC] Νιζψs | 16 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | [HGC] D4n1 | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Венгерский убийц | 8 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [HGC] Νιζψs | 553 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | Madzsi | 145 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #3 | [HGC] IdegBajos :D | 132 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Венгерский убийц | 98 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | [HGC] D4n1 | 94 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [HGC] Бенсе | +3.81 | 76 | 22 |
| #2 | [HGC] IdegBajos :D | +3.29 | 54 | 47 |
| #3 | [HGC] ♡ Shiyuka ♡ | +3.10 | 63 | 43 |
| #4 | [HGC]jni | +2.95 | 88 | 48 |
| #5 | [HGC] retro | +1.94 | 76 | 39 |





