








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 994 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 1084 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6431 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,745 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3094 | 13% |
| Smokes | 8107 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 6218 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6326 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,572,036 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [HGC] Νιζψs | 37 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | [HGC] retro | 32 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | [HGC] D4n1 | 29 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Венгерский убийц | 22 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Groot | 17 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [HGC] Νιζψs | 1312 | 0.13 | 27 min |
| #2 | [HGC] IdegBajos :D | 500 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | Венгерский убийц | 238 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | [HGC] D4n1 | 164 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | [HGC]h.h | 123 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [HGC] Бенсе | +4.90 | 76 | 29 |
| #2 | [HGC]jni | +4.52 | 88 | 46 |
| #3 | [HGC] IdegBajos :D | +4.10 | 44 | 50 |
| #4 | [HGC] ♡ Shiyuka ♡ | +3.34 | 64 | 48 |
| #5 | [HGC] retro | +2.89 | 77 | 38 |





