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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1568 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 751 matches | ||
| Wingman | 78 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 104 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7394 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9030 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8435 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9045 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 9280 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,896,128 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 540 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | dɐni | 51% | 316 |
| #10 | ☘ | 50% | 279 |
| #11 | David Niggins | 50% | 116 |
| #12 | guldberggay | 49% | 102 |
| #13 | General Figglebottom | 46% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyyyhl | 18 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | David Niggins | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Helge Adam | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Wizlip | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | dɐni | 3 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☘ | 1043 | 0.17 | 24 min |
| #2 | dɐni | 864 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #3 | Wizlip | 582 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #4 | SteenD | 501 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #5 | Helge Adam | 471 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SteenD | +4.06 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | VillyMaximus | +1.74 | 69 | 71 |
| #3 | dɐni | +1.46 | 63 | 65 |
| #4 | Wizlip | +1.24 | 61 | 65 |
| #5 | Skou | +0.90 | 66 | 68 |





