








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2149 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1595 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1056 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 888 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1072 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $921,392 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 497 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b4bY_j0t4 | 87% | 15 |
| #2 | ♔ c0mpl9x ♔ | 64% | 33 |
| #3 | b4bY_jOt4 | 55% | 58 |
| #4 | ♔ c0mp!9x ♔ | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | sanayl | 50% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sanayl | 72 | 0.0219 |
| #2 | b4bY_jOt4 | 39 | 0.0354 |
| #3 | KIMBERLY TU PATRONA | 33 | 0.0144 |
| #4 | HZ ⭕⃤ | 22 | 0.0270 |
| #5 | ♔ c0mpl9x ♔ | 10 | 0.0149 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KIMBERLY TU PATRONA | 596 | 0.26 | 11 min |
| #2 | sanayl | 475 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | HZ ⭕⃤ | 195 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | b4bY_jOt4 | 182 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | ♔ c0mpl9x ♔ | 123 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sanayl | +3.90 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | b4bY_j0t4 | +3.84 | 87 | 64 |
| #3 | HZ ⭕⃤ | +1.92 | 49 | 59 |
| #4 | b4bY_jOt4 | +1.42 | 79 | 53 |
| #5 | KIMBERLY TU PATRONA | +0.45 | 51 | 57 |





