








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 189 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




274 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4144 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2074 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3906 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2922 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,273,779 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 809 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | sanayl | 52% | 397 |
| #6 | LT | 52% | 58 |
| #7 | Erizo | 51% | 110 |
| #8 | HZ ⭕⃤ | 44% | 95 |
| #9 | Waifu.u | 44% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sanayl | 199 | 0.0267 |
| #2 | KIMBERLY TU PATRONA | 64 | 0.0149 |
| #3 | HZ ⭕⃤ | 41 | 0.0226 |
| #4 | ♔ c0mpl9x ♔ | 29 | 0.0173 |
| #5 | CEMEN_BAKIN | 21 | 0.0196 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KIMBERLY TU PATRONA | 1097 | 0.26 | 23 min |
| #2 | sanayl | 1063 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #3 | HZ ⭕⃤ | 418 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #4 | Erizo | 312 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | ♔ c0mpl9x ♔ | 226 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sanayl | +3.79 | 76 | 57 |
| #2 | b4bY_jOt4 | +1.23 | 77 | 53 |
| #3 | KIMBERLY TU PATRONA | +0.29 | 50 | 62 |
| #4 | HZ ⭕⃤ | +0.16 | 44 | 55 |
| #5 | Erizo | +0.05 | 37 | 56 |





