








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 460 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 435 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 100 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




510 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,602 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10165 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8639 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5135 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7663 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,591,371 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3082 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b4bY_jOt4 | 225 | 0.0303 |
| #2 | KIMBERLY TU PATRONA | 125 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | HZ ⭕⃤ | 92 | 0.0237 |
| #4 | CEMEN_BAKIN | 56 | 0.0174 |
| #5 | ♔ c0mpl9x ♔ | 43 | 0.0169 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KIMBERLY TU PATRONA | 2440 | 0.25 | 49 min |
| #2 | b4bY_jOt4 | 1060 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #3 | HZ ⭕⃤ | 833 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #4 | Erizo | 425 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | ♔ c0mpl9x ♔ | 397 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sanayl | +3.91 | 79 | 57 |
| #2 | b4bY_jOt4 | +1.12 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | KIMBERLY TU PATRONA | +0.11 | 53 | 61 |
| #4 | HZ ⭕⃤ | +0.03 | 49 | 57 |
| #5 | LT | -0.23 | 39 | 44 |





