








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1007 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 320 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 308 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




181 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,867 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9701 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9442 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7016 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 8708 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,215,259 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1463 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | SangucheDePolentadeElite | 53% | 49 |
| #9 | b4bY_jOt4 | 52% | 223 |
| #10 | HZ ⭕⃤ | 52% | 56 |
| #11 | LT | 51% | 47 |
| #12 | CEMEN_BAKIN | 45% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sanayl | 184 | 0.0188 |
| #2 | b4bY_jOt4 | 117 | 0.0275 |
| #3 | CEMEN_BAKIN | 32 | 0.0141 |
| #4 | ♔ c0mpl9x ♔ | 25 | 0.0127 |
| #5 | HZ ⭕⃤ | 12 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sanayl | 1382 | 0.14 | 31 min |
| #2 | b4bY_jOt4 | 638 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | CEMEN_BAKIN | 320 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | ♔ c0mp!9x ♔ | 303 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | ♔ c0mpl9x ♔ | 280 | 0.14 | 5 min |





