








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 270 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
684 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 355 | 39% |
| Smokes | 307 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 201 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 52 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $399,575 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rewroad | 46% | 13 |
| #2 | kris_wallhacks | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | PRIME FNCS | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | T1zerDon | 39% | 41 |
| #5 | Dangerous Dan | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1zerDon | 10 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | emil | 7 | 0.0124 |
| #3 | Dangerous Dan | 7 | 0.0203 |
| #4 | PRIME FNCS | 7 | 0.0437 |
| #5 | kris_wallhacks | 6 | 0.0353 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kris_wallhacks | 68 | 0.40 | 0 min |
| #2 | T1zerDon | 57 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | PRIME FNCS | 45 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #4 | Dangerous Dan | 34 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | emil | 24 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1zerDon | +5.39 | 52 | 40 |
| #2 | PRIME FNCS | +5.09 | 37 | 52 |
| #3 | Dangerous Dan | +2.60 | 29 | 46 |
| #4 | rewroad | +2.02 | 58 | 21 |
| #5 | Toomas Sularaha | +0.56 | 66 | 18 |





