








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 376 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 368 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




191 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4028 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,512 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6232 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9701 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 4051 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3528 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,904,084 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ondrakin | 56% | 72 |
| #2 | strataaa | 52% | 172 |
| #3 | MtS | 46% | 223 |
| #4 | Musashi | 39% | 79 |
| #5 | Houbosauruss | 35% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ondrakin | 56% | 72 |
| #2 | strataaa | 52% | 172 |
| #3 | MtS | 46% | 223 |
| #4 | Musashi | 39% | 79 |
| #5 | Houbosauruss | 35% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MtS | 80 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | strataaa | 30 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | Ondrakin | 10 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Houbosauruss | 10 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | Musashi | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MtS | 509 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | strataaa | 184 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ondrakin | 158 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Houbosauruss | 78 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Musashi | 60 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Houbosauruss | +5.03 | 81 | 39 |
| #2 | MtS | +4.63 | 80 | 52 |
| #3 | strataaa | +3.40 | 58 | 46 |
| #4 | Musashi | -0.43 | 18 | 36 |
| #5 | Ondrakin | -0.99 | 20 | 37 |





