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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 267 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2655 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1074 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1642 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1228 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1463 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $736,984 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JΛKUB-_- | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | Ondrakin | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | strataaa | 52% | 133 |
| #4 | MtS | 48% | 86 |
| #5 | curse ♡ | 39% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MtS | 20 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | strataaa | 15 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Andulkaa | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Ondrakin | 7 | 0.0147 |
| #5 | curse ♡ | 6 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MtS | +4.03 | 74 | 53 |
| #2 | strataaa | +3.65 | 57 | 45 |
| #3 | Houbosauruss | +3.58 | 79 | 45 |
| #4 | JΛKUB-_- | -0.10 | 28 | 55 |
| #5 | Musashi | -1.45 | 17 | 36 |





