








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4025 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,228 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1802 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2442 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1927 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1057 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $866,080 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Compl1cated | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Nugget | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | luis._. | 52% | 132 |
| #4 | strataaa | 50% | 141 |
| #5 | MtS | 45% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | luis._. | 52% | 132 |
| #4 | strataaa | 50% | 141 |
| #5 | MtS | 45% | 132 |
| #6 | Musashi | 38% | 21 |
| #7 | curse ♡ | 35% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MtS | 33 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | strataaa | 18 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | luis._. | 18 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | curse ♡ | 18 | 0.0171 |
| #5 | Nugget | 5 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luis._. | 284 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | MtS | 224 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | strataaa | 148 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | curse ♡ | 133 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Compl1cated | 103 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Houbosauruss | +2.46 | 77 | 43 |
| #2 | luis._. | +1.69 | 66 | 47 |
| #3 | MtS | +1.33 | 77 | 48 |
| #4 | strataaa | +0.71 | 59 | 44 |
| #5 | Compl1cated | -2.17 | 28 | 42 |





