








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,539 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2622 | 16% |
| Smokes | 5404 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 5360 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3153 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,660,085 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 775 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ondrakin | 70% | 66 |
| #2 | JΛKUB-_- | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | Majkl_10 | 57% | 40 |
| #4 | Ondrakin | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | MtS | 53% | 296 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MtS | 590 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #2 | curse ♡ | 418 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | JΛKUB-_- | 328 | 0.36 | 7 min |
| #4 | Houbosauruss | 231 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | luis._. | 230 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MtS | +4.04 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | Houbosauruss | +3.31 | 79 | 37 |
| #3 | strataaa | +3.16 | 56 | 45 |
| #4 | luis._. | +2.05 | 62 | 57 |
| #5 | JΛKUB-_- | -0.30 | 30 | 52 |





