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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1687 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2663 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4078 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2887 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,091,131 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | BóbbíChúlló | 48% | 102 |
| #6 | Henso_o | 45% | 77 |
| #7 | [AA] Walter | 41% | 51 |
| #8 | BLAZE | 39% | 38 |
| #9 | vettski | 38% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 420 DK | 608 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | gh0st | 447 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | BóbbíChúlló | 371 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | ✪ $imon | 156 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Henso_o | 152 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vettski | +4.01 | 67 | 42 |
| #2 | gh0st | +1.93 | 36 | 60 |
| #3 | 420 DK | +0.88 | 45 | 55 |
| #4 | m0L3stR | -0.06 | 45 | 51 |
| #5 | BLAZE | -0.07 | 25 | 39 |





