








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1393 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 301 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




105 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,385 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8995 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4897 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4574 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4919 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $841,687 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2078 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freeze | 71% | 31 |
| #2 | Kitsu ໒꒱ | 67% | 60 |
| #3 | Huskmini | 65% | 133 |
| #4 | kyoto | 63% | 32 |
| #5 | shigu | 61% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Huskmini | 65% | 133 |
| #4 | kyoto | 63% | 32 |
| #5 | shigu | 61% | 44 |
| #6 | hols | 59% | 93 |
| #7 | falcow | 55% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huskmini | 27 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | Kitsu ໒꒱ | 12 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | hols | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | shigu | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | falcow | 4 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huskmini | 533 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | Kitsu ໒꒱ | 210 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | kyoto | 146 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | falcow | 114 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | shigu | 99 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ViperFish | +4.34 | 90 | 64 |
| #2 | kyoto | +2.53 | 81 | 47 |
| #3 | Huskmini | +1.11 | 82 | 64 |
| #4 | Freeze | +0.69 | 67 | 51 |
| #5 | Kitsu ໒꒱ | +0.49 | 48 | 54 |





