








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,949 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 964 | 33% |
| Smokes | 691 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 781 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 513 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $238,000 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LFE-Shadow | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | electro13_ FREEMONEY.NET | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | JoS | 51% | 43 |
| #4 | LFE - Washi | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | flashleo | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoS | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | electro13_ FREEMONEY.NET | 2 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | flashleo | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | LFE - Washi | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | LFE-Shadow | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoS | 158 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | flashleo | 61 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sky___? | 50 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | LFE-Shadow | 34 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | HoG-R3doX | 29 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LFE - Washi | +2.46 | 81 | 39 |
| #2 | flashleo | +0.92 | 54 | 52 |
| #3 | Ekínox | +0.66 | 82 | 56 |
| #4 | JoS | +0.16 | 71 | 67 |
| #5 | electro13_ FREEMONEY.NET | -0.31 | 31 | 38 |





