








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2004 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1840 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2024 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1674 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1642 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $597,636 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LFE - el diablo x22 | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | LFE-Yussi4 | 67% | 43 |
| #3 | LFE - Washi | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | flashleo | 54% | 69 |
| #5 | ZywOo | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LFE-Yussi4 | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | ZywOo | 2 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | flashleo | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | HoG-R3doX | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | LFE - Washi | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flashleo | 206 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | JoS | 101 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | LFE-Yussi4 | 88 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | HoG-R3doX | 55 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | LFE - el diablo x22 | 53 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LFE - el diablo x22 | +3.59 | 56 | 65 |
| #2 | LFE - Washi | +1.97 | 75 | 38 |
| #3 | flashleo | +1.49 | 56 | 51 |
| #4 | LFE-Shadow | +1.11 | 65 | 57 |
| #5 | JoS | +0.88 | 73 | 62 |





