








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2879 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,261 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3076 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2661 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2228 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1296 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,104,053 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LFE-Yussi4 | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | LFE - el diablo x22 | 68% | 34 |
| #3 | LFE - Washi | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | Ekínox | 51% | 43 |
| #5 | flashleo | 49% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sky___? | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | LFE - Washi | 5 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | HoG-R3doX | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | flashleo | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Ekínox | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sky___? | 517 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #2 | HoG-R3doX | 276 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | flashleo | 237 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ekínox | 149 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | LFE-Shadow | 94 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LFE - el diablo x22 | +2.74 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | Sky___? | +1.84 | 61 | 59 |
| #3 | flashleo | +1.70 | 61 | 58 |
| #4 | LFE - Washi | +1.60 | 69 | 41 |
| #5 | LFE-Shadow | +1.55 | 67 | 61 |





